Curse

N1ghtstalker · May 06, 2008, 07:27 PM // 19:27

someone in my guild singing YMCA
oh wait that was me

Adja1005 · May 07, 2008, 01:09 AM // 01:09

Where to start lol i've had so many moments where i just sit at my keyboard and think "WTF!" to myself...heres the best one i remember.

Player X: "What armour is that"
Me: "Norn, EOTN armour set"
Player X: "Whats EOTN?"
Me: "GW expansion, go wiki it"
Player X: "How do i find the wiki"
Me: "on the internet, heard of google?"
Player X: "How do i access the internet in GW?"
Me: *facepalm*

doudou_steve · May 07, 2008, 08:50 PM // 20:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferret Deathsquad

This guy name Steve plotting to kill me and this guy named weasel. oh yeah he is from Canada too.

And i shall not fail!

Watch out for my next plan...mwhahahHAHAHAHhahahaha

Yol · May 08, 2008, 08:50 AM // 08:50

I found myself in one of the lesser-used districts of Kamadan last night, and was reminded that the use of abbreviations isn't always appropriate...

Newbie: "Help my, new necro paragon. Where is sunspear skills guy and what skills i get?"
Me: "He's in the south-west corner by the dye seller. You can get Necrosis and TNTF."
Newbie: "What is TNTF?"
Random interjector: "Try Not To Fart!"

Ferret Deathsquad · May 08, 2008, 04:44 PM // 16:44

Its ok Steve, you had your chance to get Weasel and I last night while doing some ABing. You missed you chance. Its ok I got a hockey stick with your name on it. ::smirk::

Cheif Tapinthat · May 08, 2008, 04:47 PM // 16:47

*head/desk*

dunky_g · May 08, 2008, 04:47 PM // 16:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by N1ghtstalker

someone in my guild singing YMCA
oh wait that was me

It's not funny if you post something that you have said, it's like laughing at your own jokes.

It's Lame.

zamial · May 08, 2008, 05:38 PM // 17:38

In DOA "Where do I cap vent?"

The Red Messenger · May 12, 2008, 08:01 PM // 20:01

Was in lvl 10 ascalon arenas (bored)...my teammate breaks the silence after like our 20th win:

"can you get to hall of heroes from here?"

N1ghtstalker · May 12, 2008, 08:09 PM // 20:09

someone on GC: women always complain! you can f*ck a woman with a diamond d*ck and let her come ten times! she'll still complain!

Alex the Great · May 12, 2008, 10:26 PM // 22:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by N1ghtstalker

someone on GC: women always complain! you can f*ck a woman with a diamond d*ck and let her come ten times! she'll still complain!

QFT

i got another weird thing to post

one of my guildies was talking about alliance battles, and he's a new guy.

him- WTF, some guy just owned me
me- who?
him- idk, but i want to get the skill he used, where can i cap base defense?

Yichi · May 12, 2008, 10:37 PM // 22:37

I hate to bump this, but i have still not found a higher level of stupidity that I've come across yet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yichi

This would probably get my vote. Also would get my vote for the most fail as well. (note: its the reddish/pink colored bar)

doudou_steve · May 13, 2008, 01:27 AM // 01:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex the Great

QFT

i got another weird thing to post

one of my guildies was talking about alliance battles, and he's a new guy.

him- WTF, some guy just owned me
me- who?
him- idk, but i want to get the skill he used, where can i cap base defense?

Oh wow, is that proving that most noobs are in AB?

Smile Like Umean It · May 13, 2008, 02:58 AM // 02:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yichi

I hate to bump this, but i have still not found a higher level of stupidity that I've come across yet.

It's a wtf moment, but I wouldn't call it a higher level of stupidity. How do you know they hadn't just gotten into the game not long before that or they could have just thought you were having a wtf moment and not totally understood.

kade · May 13, 2008, 03:34 AM // 03:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheif Tapinthat

*head/desk*

wow...just....wow....

Spazzer · May 13, 2008, 08:06 AM // 08:06

"joy Stroke, Very Disfavor!"

Mystica · May 13, 2008, 12:22 PM // 12:22

My main char is I Dr Pepper I and some months ago I received a whisper with "Hey. Do you like Dr Pepper or why the name?". Actually I took the time to explain, that an old guild of mine was named No Candy For You and that some of us wanted another "tasty" name so we formed Soda Pops and used names like I Coke I, I Pepsi I and my I Dr Pepper I. I have no clue what came into his mind but he started insulting me with "COKE IS WAY BETTER SON OF A B***" and "F*** YOU DR PEPPER LOVER" for about 20 minutes without a single response from my side. He became the first person ever on my GW ignore list. I still don't get what turned the normal convo into an insult spam.

Another one:

Someone was spamming that he sells GW keys for 100k. I whispered him that it is pretty cheap for a scam and that he can count on some reports.

10 minutes later I got the following whisper.

"Aaron man change your status to offline after they pay and wait 30 mins."

Me: "You should seriously watch your whispers...reported with screenshot btw."
Him: "F*** YOU!"
Me: "yw" Player XXX is not online. <- mkay

Himm_Taeguk · May 13, 2008, 12:27 PM // 12:27

A guildie once posted "1" in the guild chat by mistake when we were starting a mission. Easy mistake, we all had a laugh posting silly numbers, blah blah blah.

We all calmed down, I asked: Rdy?
He replied "1" in the Guild chat again.

My response in the guild chat was
/fai;

Oh the irony.

Mystica · May 13, 2008, 12:29 PM // 12:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Himm_Taeguk

A guildie once posted "1" in the guild chat by mistake when we were starting a mission. Easy mistake, we all had a laugh posting silly numbers, blah blah blah.

We all calmed down, I asked: Rdy?
He replied "1" in the Guild chat again.

My response in the guild chat was
/fai;

Oh the irony.

Hah that happened to me min 100 times since I tend to chat with my guild/ally while forming groups.

I found an easy counter though. I am guildless now

Molock · May 13, 2008, 03:35 PM // 15:35

This happened just the other day...

*Random warrior walks up to me*
him (local chat): I love you Alexis (character name)
me: Who are you?
him: want to be my girlfriend?
me: Sure
him: are you actually a girl?
me: nope
*he leaves.. silence in local chat*